Sassy Lassys.

It's not a window with rain pouring down, well what is it then. It's a door. Its A Door, wait till I ask Jim Morison. Door Jim yea a door and I'm on the inside. Happy Christmas, what happened to you. I was crucified on a cross and nailed to it. O was that it, yea not one of the most pleasant memories wow. Who are you I'm it, your it.part two. Roses are red violets are blue you know the rest of it and so do you.

O mad boo what happened, I ended up on a trumpet, it all ok then. Apparently it was approved. What's Santa bringing you for Christmas. A trombone as I keep falling onto the trumpet. What about that dead afraid. Lets say it never affected me before.   Mad Boo and Tumb Sick with Dead Afraid. Patients I need patience tumb sick to the rescue  I'm still puckered by the whole puck up. I've got the golden slither ball. They come after ya. No they won't. I Was Borrowing For Some Time.

 Have you ever tried London Dry Gin. No we have our own. Did you ever think you drank London Dry Gin. No I said No. Madam it looks like you have consumed London Dry Gin. Look does it look like I drink Gin. Why yes it does actually. The puples in your eyes have dilated, You can tell that can you yes madam and your cheeks. Can I take a photo of you madam. You most certainly can, every one thinks im really sexy looking they love me. We were looking for a model for London Dry Gin. Then we found a super hero who would like to drink London Dry Gin.

What are you doing. I'm taking off my cloke, Your making me laugh. Who are you. I'm a girl, your a Girl, well that who I am. I mean what is your name. I'm a Woman, I know your a woman what do they call you. They call me a Lady. I'm still laughing. What type of lady are you. Dark Lady and when I'm with my cloke its dark. Ok your a dark lady with a cloke. You make me laugh dark lady. I'm not here to make you laugh like ha ha ha ha. I'm here to make public transport matter, magnetic with magneto. That's good to know dark lady your some sort of super hero. Yes I guess I am with a small pipe dream with electric wireless plates laid into the road 300 cc diesel magnetic power trains its now for Part Two.

maggy may from Christmas Day, by Rod Stewart. its a lovely day in December. The beginning of Christmas with so many wonders ⁵ things, one should have a good time. There more beauty than a sea filled with porpoise. Take your time and enjoy the rhyme. Partake in lifes seasons chimes. Christmas likes Merryment. Not forgetting Santa embellishment, so ho ho ho and make it one heavenly christmas 24-25. Brought to you by comic sassylassys fine time for a comic ♧ 

Gene At your service. How may I help you. O gene, remember when it was nice and tranquil. Master it has been beautifully tranquil and very nice with beauty that you could only imagine. Gene it was more than that. More why master it is the same as it is now wonderful. Gene I'm really getting nowhere aren't i. yes master. I send you greetings from my mackintosh. we have saved the world a great distance. Being a looper we have saved Earth thousands of years by looping. This has been true an unknown, being frightfully risky Part Two Look at my selfie stick it's one small step for a me and one giant leep for mammy. Look I've a selfie stick also and it makes my self confidence rather outgoing. Do you have any questions its an enigmatic comic and I do hope you have enjoyed it. So let Horse Play Begin. 

Mave as the first lesson of today may have some gaelic cunas anois. . I'm fred the tap dancer as said. This is how you do a peruiet. Not now fred. As were all in here and its filled with dred. You can't dance like as you said fred, 'Spontaneous Dancing.' PART 2 as an introduction Heres The Bookie. That 6⁶ pence he is a bit more than lucky for a bookie. Being a rookie bookie it makes two to one, off another luckey bookie from the stock market exchanged, was he, hes from bells and whistles. I see your all here yea, yea were all here. Your all in the role book. Were all in the role book. That what I said yea thats what he said. Wheres fred. Im introducing myself this is a class of 2024 my name is Mike-e I dance like a pike-e. Also known as all night Mike-e As the song goes, then Mike-e starts to sing" I just want to dance the night away with cenurates who can sway. You can dance with mike-e

Im Dave so how are you doing You mean how are we doing. You wouldn't like it. It's a bit space-e for me. I am the robot, I see a cat. Hurrah its Robot and the Cat. Now for Part Two. It the sassy sportster. Quick get a 3 d printer  I am David I just done that. Your just another liar. "I'm taking my cloke off." Please please dont, "why". It makes me spurt out lauging and ill pee. Happy comic week. Part 3 You see this, what is it? It's a wand. Wanda I like a Lamborghini ok you got it. EV by Hotwheels  thats so cute. Did you see this, what is it Wanda it's a rickshaw. Now for a quiet moment of comic fame. No oooo, thats fit for a plunging. I don't know Dave, your very quiet about its fitting. Onto Part 4

Here with Jane hes only seen the advertising.  Now I know you got a plate of biscuits, read the small print carefully, as it's in Japanese I didn't know your so fantastic.

Go with geronimo   Mainly because it says Kawasaki on the clocks. It has an air horn attached to it. Got huge cans with farings all over its body. You'll like that, its a project with an inline-4 its known as a Beast.

 Nice Bicycle You Got There, isn't it. I say do you ride it? Only when I'm On It. I also like the Pope mobile   You can laugh now or later, I don't really care ha ha ha ha ok, bye now.